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A Baby Story - A Funny Story To Brighten Your Day





The girl was nineteen years old with no boyfriend in the picture anymore. She was working full time to try to make ends meet, and she was getting very anxious for the baby to be born. One morning before she had to be at work, she went to the doctor's office for a checkup. The doctor checked her and told her that she was in labor, and she needed to go to the hospital to be delivered. She said cool, and then she asked do I need to go to the hospital now, or can I go after work. The doctor politely told her that she did not have to go to the hospital immediately, but that she could only go home and get her a bag ready for the hospital stay. She asked if it would be ok if she got something to eat, and he said he did not advise it. Next thing you know she is in the drive-thru line at Whataburger trying to get something to eat, and a guy backed into the driver side of her truck. Remember now that she is in active labor. She can not get out of the driver side door, so she drags her big, nine months pregnant belly out the passenger side door. The man saw her condition, and got so worried he fainted. Now a nine month pregnant women is sitting in the parking lot at Whataburger, in active labor, fanning a man trying to revive him. Once she got home, her mother rushed her to the hospital. After a few hours of labor a beautiful baby boy was born, and both mother and baby were healthy

A Funny Story About a "Does My Ex Still Love Me" Quiz?




Your friend surprised you by pulling out a quiz entitled "does my ex still love me" as you strolled along the beach one night. Your heart raced for a second. How could she be so insensitive as to offer you this? Does my ex still love me - indeed!
You hesitated before exploding and then decided not to react. After all the girl meant no harm. It's just that your breakup wasn't long ago and you were so concerned about him. Jason had left you in such a haste muttering about 'finding another girl' and needing some 'space' to sort it out. You didn't object very much as you were skeptical. In fact it was more of a relief; you really needed time to be alone, to just be by yourself. He'd been so confused lately - exhausting! You just needed to see the back of him didn't you? Or did you?
Actually he'd been confused about everything, not just you, since hurting his head in the accident. Jason had fallen off a motor bike and was recovering 'on his feet'; as was his way. Hospitals just were not for Jason; he was too independent. You knew the quiz was a good diversion; you were glad to touch on the subject of the breakup. Painful as it might be, you wanted to talk about it to someone and this gave you the opportunity.
Jason was actually the love of your life, so a breakup with him was very unlikely. His departure didn't make sense. It had to be the injury. This made you especially concerned. He'd certainly changed a lot since the accident. You quickly answered the quiz. To your surprise the results were favorable. They indicated that your ex was still in love with you after all. You felt this instinctively to be the case. You just wanted him back.
The notion of another woman was ridiculous - his head was still in bandages! Besides, you were like two peas in a pod. A real breakup was out of the question! But... Jason was Jason: something of a nomad and you were you: vague and hopelessly romantic. Somehow the two of you had to find each other again. "We're down and out soul mates and he'd better remember that if nothing else!" you said to yourself. Your friend laughed but she knew you meant business.
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